Saturday, 4 February 2012

"Are you really sure that a floor can't also be a ceiling?" - M. C. Escher

By the time I get up to the fifth-floor room, one of the officers has already disappeared into the hole. I shuffle sideways between the door and hasty pile of belongings to take a look. I’m not often in tenant’s rooms – while the locks operate more on a social understanding than security, respect is offered by limiting my entrance to when asked in. The room is small: a cupboard, sink, single bed normally fills it, barely leaving room to function. Like many of the other rooms in the SRO, that room to function has been squeezed out by piles of dumpster-diving finds or remnants of a life before here. If you’ve ever tossed a particular item out, odds are good that I’ve seen it or its equivalent in one of these rooms. Sometimes it feels like all the garbage in the world moves through this place.

This ragged hole in the ceiling, almost the same length and width as the single bed beneath it, had been quietly whispered by tenants for weeks.

“He’s in the ceiling, stuffing bikes up into the roof.”

“Trevor’s got this hole he cut, put a tarp over it. I can hear him stomping up there in his boots.”

“You gotta do something about that hole in Trevor’s room.”

This last whisper is something new: do. It’s only the last couple of months that people have been asking me to ‘do’ anything.
So we do.

The cops have leaned a ladder against the wall. The tenant has used shiny red paint to mark a thin border around the room. The paint has dripped, giving the stomach-rolling impression that the walls are cut and bleeding, beads of red glistening. This bleeding motif is not unique here – I’ve also seen a night stand painted to suggest gore oozing out around the closed drawers. I suspect there’s a possible psychology thesis for some eager grad student linking IV drug use and compulsion to ‘bleed’ your surroundings. My new-found skepticism regarding blood on walls is courtesy of the toilet stall I use at work. When I started at the Hotel, someone had sprayed one of the walls in the cubicle when shooting up. I’ve watched the red splatter absorbed into the plaster quickly turn brown and then, over months, fade to a ghostly gray.

Anyway, the ceiling hole beckons. A beam is visible at the edge of the ragged plaster, the light from the officer’s flashlight animating the edges. I move out and watch from the door as the bikes start crashing down.  Another tenants sidles up to me, waits until everyone has left before he speaks.

“Took your sweet time getting up here.”

I assume he is making a nuanced observation that the wheels of justice turn slow. Or he’s making a nasty link between my slower stair ascents and the new donut shop around the corner. I choose the first interpretation but check the waistband of my pants.

I shrug. “It takes time to follow the rules.”

I think about how long it has taken to check this rumor out. Whether you pay your own rent or the government pays for you, everyone who rents has the same protection through the Landlord and Tenant’s Act. One of those protections regards access to rental properties: notice of at least 24 hours must be given and access hours are limited to between 8 am and 9 pm unless otherwise agreed.

 Between a couple of police visits, a request to check the paint in the room for lead that we properly gave notice for, an official city inspection and a straight-forward request, we’ve attempted to get into the room a handful of times over the past month. The city inspection the day before had finally gained access to the room. Other than the smell of fresh paint, the room seemed normal. Only after a final police visit had anything shook loose.

After talking to Trevor for about half an hour and confiscating some loose bikes in the hallway, the officers returned to the front desk.  They asked for rumors and general opinion, all of us skirting guesses about who would fill in the power vacuum opened up by removing the big bad tenant about three weeks ago. We’re trying on the idea of Trevor filling that role when he comes down to confess. He offers up the bikes in the ceiling, having covered the hole with a tarp and painting over the whole thing. He shows the officers that night and agrees to allow access the next day when they return.

I keep an eye on the pile of bikes and bike parts growing in the hallway on the fifth floor. A few more residents come to watch as a handful of cops haul the bikes downstairs. When a tenant heads downstairs, they’re requested to take some of the parts with them. Some accept, some decline. In the end, a couple of them keep assisting creating a conveyor belt style line of bikes headed out, roughly 50 frames and almost a hundred wheels. Considering the general mistrust of police, the scene of residents helping officers to clean out the mess from the building feels too pat and scripted. Maybe this is a turning point.